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        <<== Everybody knows
        guys at work or school they don't like.  Next time one of them 
                         
        misses work
        or skips practice, send this excuse to their boss or coach.  I 
                         
        "doctored" it up a bit from its
        original form which appeared as an honest-to-God 
                         
        excuse written by a
        bricklayer to his
        employer in England and was reported to the 
                         
        public in the Manchester
        "Guardian" newspaper.  It is also formatted as a 
                         
        MS-WORD document.  If you
        have WORD on your
        computer, substitute the 
                         
        sender's and recipient's name where
        appropriate.  Guaranteed
        to land some jerk 
                         
        in the boss's doghouse .... can't miss ! 
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